I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
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