called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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