they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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