What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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