dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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