i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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