I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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