I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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