I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Dick very happy bro
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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