I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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