porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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