you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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