weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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