margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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