You're completely useless in the revolution.
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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