so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
It's never too late to be topless.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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