how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Small penises have feelings too.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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