So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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