never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
We got so high we made milksteak
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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