My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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