What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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