Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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