I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
ok first of all what the fuck
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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