Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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