you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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