Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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