how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
