have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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