I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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