whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I love you. Go after that dick
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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