I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I puked a lego.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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