I got chris browned last night
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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