i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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