Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I will be naked everywhere
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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