Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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