that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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