wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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