I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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