Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
