It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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