what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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