I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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