My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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