Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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