So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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