She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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