my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
