And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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