Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Randomize
