My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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